Francis was having the time of his life as he flew around exploring West Blue. “This ocean is so fucking cool, there’s so much shit to see”. As he was flying over the Island of  Ohara, he saw a huge tree that had him totally mesmerized. “Oh my lord, that tree is so amazing, like I could have so much  fun up there” He swooped down towards the island and flew to the top of the tree. “I’m gonna have so much fun with this shit” Francis said as he looked down onto the unsuspecting people of the island, who had no idea what type of trouble they were about to get involved in. “I just got a really good idea” the dark thoughts that constantly run through his head in the form of a genius idea.  As he was up the tree, Francis pulled down the back of has pants and underwear and took off just high enough for people to hear him and they could sort of see his outline way up in the sky. Francis in all his birdlike glory, spread his wings far as he did what god intended for him when he gave him wings. As he unleashed his gift on the people of the island, he had one thing to say “Cacaw mutherfuckers”

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Cawcaw you little shits” Francis was having way too much fun with causing the people of the island so much trouble with his shit. As he was flying around the island, admiring his handiwork he couldn't help but be proud of himself. There was chaos all over the island and it was all caused by him.

"I'm amazing, i did all this with something that i usually keep in the toilet" As he flew around the island he spotted a person lying underneath a tree laughing his ass off. The man must have been trying to avoid the shit storm going on around him. And he has the nerve to feel smug about it and laugh at Francis.

"This asshole must think I'm some kind of joke, laughing at me like that" Francis decided to get revenge on the man by subjecting him to something much worse than just being caught in a shit storm.

"Oh if he thinks I'm funny now, he'll love me when he gets a load of this" with this thought he smirked evilly and swooped down towards the unsuspecting person.

"Oi, asshole, you think I'm funny don't you" Francis was so upset that the guy was making his comedy masterpiece into nothing more than a little prank, at least in his eyes, that he didnt even think straight. " I'll give you something to laugh about"